El Chupacabras are real and they will kill you. If you see one, I am sorry, because you are about to die. I have been hunting chupacabras for years now, and have finally taught one to blow glass. These are his works of art. EL CHUPACABRA does not have a job, although he does have an associates degree, and is currently working on his BA. He does not think in a conventional manner, and this shows through in his art, because he thinks anything is possible if he tries long enough. EL CHUPACABRA's favorite food is goat blood, and he also enjoys a good pizza. Email him and he may send you a free sticker (write FREE STICKER in the subject line). EL CHUPACABRA does not sell his glass, his glass sells him. I know this does not make sense, but it turns out EL CHUPACABRA is smarter than you...